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Eastern Promises: David Cronenberg (A
History of Violence) again directs the always-stellar Viggo
Mortensen, here playing a mysterious fellow with ties to a London
crime family. Naomi Watts is the midwife caught up in the family's
net when she accidentally comes across evidence of their crimes.
R. 96 min. VRC Stadium 15.
Good Luck Chuck: Chuck (Dane Cook) has a
hex on him: every girl he dates finds true love with the next
guy she dates. Enter Cam (Jessica Alba), a klutzy sweetheart Chuck
falls for hard. Clearly, he's got to wiggle out from under his strange
curse. R. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
Hot Rod: Andy Samberg ("Lazy Sunday") leaps
from your YouTube window to the big screen, playing Rod, an amateur
stuntman whose stepdad is a big jerk. Samberg's a charmer, but this
movie is a total wreck. PG13. 88 min. Movies 12.
(8/16)
Invasion, The: In their first pairing of
the year (they'll appear again together in The Golden Compass),
Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman star in this remake of Invasion
of the Body Snatchers as the only people who can stop the creepy,
emotion-stealing virus. Directed by Oliver Hirshbiegel. PG13. 93
min. Movies 12.
Resident Evil: Extinction: Alice (Milla Jovovich)
is still trying to get rid of that pesky zombie-making virus.
For this third film in the series, Alice gets new friends (we suspect
they replace those zombified last time out) including Heroes'
Ali Larter and singer Ashanti. R. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
Sydney White: Sassy Sydney (Amanda Bynes)
ditches her ditzy sorority sister for a house full of geeks (and
there are seven of them! Get it?) and a chance at taking down the
reigning wicked queen of campus. And surely she's got to win a prince
of a guy as well. PG-13. 108 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
Talking Heads: A film from Italy, 1980, during
the Adrian Belew era and the Remain in Light tour. "Likely the best
unofficial Talking Heads film anywhere," says press material. Not
rated. Bijou LateNite.
Ten, The: Director David Wain (Wet Hot
American Summer, also playing) twists up the Ten Commandments
in this collection of hit or miss shorts that star a cross-section
of young talent, from Gretchen Mol to Liev Schreiber to members
of MTV's awesome (and long-dead) sketch comedy show The State.
More conversation piece than total success, the film stretches the
boundaries of what's funny now and then. R. 93 min. Bijou. See
review this issue.
Video Slam: Monthly event invites video artists
to submit short videos of up to 10 minutes for a competition that
follows the format of the poetry slam. 4 pm Sept. 23, DIVA. Free.
Those wishing to screen DVDs should arrive by 3:30 pm.
Films open the Friday following EW publication
date unless otherwise noted. See archived reviews at www.eugeneweekly.com
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Balls of Fury: Y'know, there are a couple
of scenes in this movie's trailer that involve Christopher Walken
and are actually kind of funny. The rest of it is a bunch of ball
jokes. Plot? Super secret underground … ping pong tournament!
PG13. 90 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
Bourne Ultimatum, The: "I remember everything,"
says Matt Damon's Jason Bourne in this film's action-packed trailer.
Director Paul Greengrass and the major players (Joan Allen, Julia
Stiles) return to the series' satisfying third installment, which
finds Bourne hunting down his past in stunning locations. PG13.
111 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
(8/9)
Brave One, The: Jodie Foster plays a New
York radio host who is attacked by a group of men who kill her fiancé
(Naveen Andrews, from Lost). The experience leaves her shaken
and transforms her into a vigilante in Neil Jordan's dated-seeming
film, which fails to fully investigate the questions its story seems
to raise. R. 122 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15. See review this
issue.
Daddy Day Camp: C'mon, Cuba Gooding Jr.,
don't you have an Oscar to live up to? Oh, never mind; just keep
turning out claptrap like this sequel to Daddy Day Care.
Now the daddies take the kids to camp! And things get out of control!
No way! PG. 93 min. Movies 12.
Dragon Wars: The good: Dragons! In L.A.!
The bad: The plot is a convoluted thing about magical powers, resurrected
lovers and a dragon that will be able to ascend into heaven. Also,
the biggest names in the cast are Jason Behr (Roswell) and
Robert Forster. But still … dragons! In L.A.! Can it be better
than Reign of Fire? PG13. 90 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
Evan Almighty: Steve Carrell takes the starring
role in this sequel to Bruce Almighty. Now, God (Morgan Freeman)
wants Evan (Carrell), a former newscaster turned Congressman, to
build an ark. Boy, that's gonna involve a lot of critters. PG. 90
min. Movies 12.
1408: This adaptation of a Steven King short
story, which stars John Cusack as a man alone in a horribly haunted
hotel room, is getting surprisingly good reviews; Entertainment
Weekly said it's "reassuringly old-school gothic." With Samuel
L. Jackson, directed by Mikael Hâfström. PG13. 94 min.
Movies 12.
Hairspray: Based on John Waters' 1988 cult
classic, Hairspray is about teenagers on a local Baltimore
dance show — especially one short, plump, cheery girl who
loves to dance. With John Travolta in drag. PG. 117 min. Cinemark.
(7/26)
Halloween: Rob Zombie directs this remake
of John Carpenter's 1978 film, but opts to take a peek into the
past that created Michael Myers. R. 109 min. Cinemark.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: The
Ministry of Magic is in denial about the return of Lord Voldemort,
Hogwarts get a nasty new teacher and Harry … Harry's in one
kind of trouble or another throughout the mostly successful and
only slightly disappointing fifth HP film. It's not quite Prisoner
of Azkaban, but it's getting there. PG13. 138 min. Cinemark.
(7/19)
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: Adam
Sandler and Kevin James star as a couple of firefighters who, for
various bureaucratic insurance reasons, claim to be domestic parners
— all fun and games until the news gets ahold of the story.
I'm sure all related issues are dealt with thoughtfully. Um, right.
PG13. 110 min. Movies 12.
Knocked Up: Judd Apatow follows The 40-Year-Old
Virgin with a sweet yet still raunchy comedy about the unwanted
pregnancy that occurs when up-and-coming journalist Alison (Katherine
Heigl of Grey's Anatomy) has a one-night stand with slacker
Ben (Seth Rogen). R. 129 min. Movies 12.
(6/7)
Mr. Bean's Holiday: Good old Mr. Bean (Rowan
Atkinson)! You either adore him, or you find him not at all funny.
Here, a French vacation turns out to be full of mishaps and mistaken
identity. Is Mr. Bean a kidnapper, a filmmaker or neither? G. 87
minutes. Cinemark.
Mr. Woodcock: This oft-delayed film involves
a fellow (Seann William Scott) heading home to stop his mother (Susan
Sarandon) from marrying his high school gym teacher (Billy Bob Thorton),
who was, shall we say, no saint. PG13. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
My Best Friend: Director Patrice Leconte
leads Daniel Auteuil (Caché) and Dany Boon (The Valet)
through a sometimes-slapsticky, sometimes-sweet story of grown men
— one a friendless gallery owner, one a friendly taxi driver
— making friends. What sounds simple is mildly complicated
and unexpectedly charming. In French with English subtitles. PG13.
94 min. Bijou.
(9/6)
Nanny Diaries, The: Jersey girl Annie (Scarlett
Johansson) is at odds with her mother as to what she should do with
her life when an unexpected opportunity arises: She'll become a
nanny for a wealthy family on NYC's Upper East Side. Working for
the very rich turns out not to be quite the escape from real life
that she expected. With Laura Linney and Paul Giamatti. PG13. 106
min. VRC Stadium 15.
(8/30)
No End in Sight: Charles Ferguson's searing,
elegant documentary chronicles a timeline of failures surrounding
the planning and management of the war in Iraq. Ferguson has placed
news we've seen before into a precise timeline, filled in with fascinating
interviews, that paints a damning portrait of ignorance and incompetence
on the part of the Bush administration. Not rated. 102 min. Bijou.
(9/13)
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End:
Captain Jack and crew are back for the third – and what one
might hope is the final — Pirates movie (which has
something to do with saving Jack from the Land of the Dead and facing
off with the Dutch East India Company). A warning to soda buyers:
It's two hours and 48 minutes long. PG13. Movies 12.
Rush Hour 3: Did I forget this one when I
made my list of this summer's needless sequels? Did I mention I
blame director Brett Ratner for the murky mess that was last year's
X-Men 3? Does it matter? Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker, questionable
jokes and action humor: you know what you're getting. PG13. 90 min.
Movies 12.
Shoot 'Em Up: Will it be an engrossing action
piece, or all flash and no substance? Clive Owen stars in director
Michael Davis' film about a "mysterious loner" who teams up with
a stunning woman (Monica Belucci) to protect a baby from an evil
Paul Giamatti. R. 87 min. VRC Stadium 15.
Shrek the Third: When Shrek's father-in-law
kicks the bucket, the ogre finds himself the reluctant king of Far
Far Away. His only hope of getting out of the job? His wife's slacker
cousin. PG. 92 min. Movies 12.
Simpsons Movie, The: Well, our Springfield
didn't get the premiere, but in the film maybe we'll still see some
hints that we are the real Simpsons Springfield? Still no
idea what it's about, but does it matter? PG13. 87 min. Movies 12.
Stardust: Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake)
takes a firm and steady hand to the many plot threads of this adaptation
of Neil Gaiman's novel. The result is wicked and charming, sweet
and sly, with a stellar cast (Claire Danes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Robert
De Niro) and a superb sense of humor. Oh, the story? A young man
promises a young lady he'll fetch her a falling star — but
he's not the only one searching out the young woman who fell from
the sky. PG13. 128 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
(8/9)
Superbad: Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen both
have fingers in this pie, as co-producer and co-writer, respectively.
It's the story of two high school friends, Evan (Michael Cera, Arrested
Development) and Seth (Jonah Hill), who are trying — well,
in classic teen movie fashion, they're trying really hard to get
laid. They're about to go off to college; what do you expect? R.
114 min. Cinemark. VRC Stadium 15.
(8/23)
Surf's Up: The young, talented, possibly
misguided Shia LaBeouf voices Cody Maverick, a teenage penguin surfer
entering his first pro competition. A documentary crew's filming
his every move, which might — sort of — explain that
"based on a true story" joke in the preview. PG. 85 min. Movies
12.
3:10 to Yuma: Russell Crowe and Christian
Bale costar in this solid Western from director James Mangold (Walk
the Line). Based on a short story by Elmore Leonard that was
made into a film in 1957, the film follows a vicious outlaw (Crowe)
and the Civil War vet (Bale) who's volunteered to get the thief
to the train that'll take him to trial. R. 117 min. Cinemark. VRC
Stadium 15.
(9/13)
Transformers: It wouldn't be summer without
a Michael Bay film, right? Hot on the heels of those other '80s
toys the Ninja Turtles, the Transformers arrive, bigger and flashier
than ever. Earth, it seems, will be the battleground for the war
between the Autobots and the Decepticons. With Shia LaBeouf (Holes)
and Megan Fox. PG13. 144 min. Cinemark.
Waitress: Keri Russell (Felicity)
is a wonderful surprise in writer-director Adrienne Shelly's bittersweet
small-town story about love, hope, pies — and finding strength
where you least expect it. Shelly's perfectly cast last film is
a beautiful balancing act of emotions. PG13. 107 min. Movies 12.
(5/24)
Wet Hot American Summer: Comedian David Wain's
goofball take on the lives of summer camp counselors circa 1981
stars a generous handful of funny folk, including Janeane Garofalo,
Michael Showalter, Paul Rudd, Molly Shannon, David Hyde Pierece
and Amy Poehler, in what Entertainment Weekly called "A loving
and meticulous re-creation of the last moment before American youth
culture went permanently ironic." R. 97 min. Bijou LateNite.
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