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Drugs and Rock n Roll
BEST
DJ
1.
DJ Tekneek
2. DJ Jimbo
3. The Audio Schizophrenic
BEST
JAZZ OR BLUES BAND
1.
Eleven Eyes
2. Reeble Jar
3. Deb Cleveland
The Eyes have it, again. It doesn't take special
spectacles to see — make that hear — why Eleven
Eyes has appeared in this category for the past two years. (Best
of Eugene didn't have this category in 2004, or they might have
turned up then, too.) There's nothing traditional about this band's
approach; they take the path less traveled through a strange soundscape
intersected by jazz, fusion, funk, hip-hop, jam, improv and found
noises. This band's latest CD, Scope, takes listeners on
a journey through the experimental dance of "Tintinnabulation" to
the "drum 'n bass/avant big-band hybrid" of "Full Lotus" to the
Afrobeat-inspired "Rogue Convoy" to the "Henry Mancini-meets-John
Zorn spy jazz" of "The Man From E.L.E.V.E.N." In other words, once
Eleven Eyes finishes with you, you'll be seeing quadruple times
three minus one.
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| Animal
Farm |
BEST
HIP HOP ENSEMBLE
1.
Animal Farm
2. Marv Ellis
3. Medium Troy
BEST
REGGAE/WORLD BAND
1.
I-chèle and the Circle of Light
2.
TIE: Norma Fraser / Medium Troy
3. Reeble Jar
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| I-chèle |
Once you've seen I-chèle on stage you can't
forget her. A petite woman with waist-length dreads and a long,
leopard-print dress, she struts like a creature from the wild. Her
band is made up of some of the best reggae musicians on the West
Coast, and they captivate audiences with smooth playing and irie
style. With a voice that alternates between a whisper and a wail,
I-chèle imbues her own unique spirit into the reggae music
that moves her. Inspired by Bob Marley's one-love vision and social
consciousness and the musical ethos of roots rock, I-chèle
and the Circle of Light generate a soul-searching, soul-grooving
dance revolution.
BEST
ROCK BAND
1.
Ingredients
2. TIE: Reeble Jar / SpunHoney
3. The Sawyer Family
BEST
BAR
1.
Sam Bond's Garage
2. The Horsehead
3.
Diablo's Downtown Lounge
Best bar was one of a handful of categories to offer
absolutely no surprises: These are the same winners, in the same
order, as last year. Clearly, Eugeneans know what they like when
it comes to bars; in the case of two-time winner Sam Bond's, we're
betting it has something to do with cheap PBR, sweet outdoor seating,
patient bartenders, varied entertainment and fantastic slices of
pizza. Also? We heartily approve of the cat.
BEST
BARTENDER
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| Ty
Connor |
1.
Ty Connor, The Horsehead
2. Jeffrey Morgenthaler, El Vaquero
3. Joey Morales, Diablo's Downtown Lounge
A few blurbs from Eugene's premier barkeep:
First bartending gig: "I was 20 … and
the bartender had to study for an accounting final and asked me
to get behind the bar to help him out. I had no idea what I was
doing, but the customers seemed to like that, and I made a bunch
of money. And that was that."
Best conversation: "A customer asked my coworker
if the alligator we use for our gatorburger is kosher. The image
of a Rabbi blessing an alligator is still stuck in my head."
Best tip: "This past summer I saw an older
homeless woman sit at an outside table and I went outside to ask
her if she was OK and she said that she just wanted a beer. She
gave me her $1.25 and I went and got her a beer and she said 'Oh,
thank you so much — you're like a son to me.' So, best tip
ever — a new mom!"
Describe the Ty Connor cocktail (available at
Horsehead and Jameson's): "In a pint glass, squeeze in fresh
lime juice, add a generous amount of potato vodka (Monopolova, preferably),
shake and top with soda water. I also invented a drink called a
Dick Cheney; it's a shot of Wild Turkey that I throw in your face,
and you apologize to me."
BEST
HANGOVER BREAKFAST
1.
Brail's
2. The Glenwood
3.
Keystone Café
BEST
HAPPY HOUR OR DRINK SPECIALS
1.
The Horsehead
2. TIE: Bel Ami Lounge / Sam Bond's Garage
3. McMenamins
BEST
LOCALLY BREWED BEER
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| The
Ninkasi Crew |
1.
Total Domination IPA, Ninkasi Brewing Company
2. Believer, Ninkasi Brewing Company
3. Terminator Stout, McMenamins High Street Brewery & Café
Could there be a more appropriately named winner
for this brand new category? We created it in response to the opening
of two new breweries in the last few years, and one of those newbies
took home the prize: Ninkasi's Total Domination IPA. (For those
of you who didn't follow instructions and just voted for a brewery,
not a specific style? Ninkasi would have won in your poll also.)
Ninkasi cofounder Nikos Ridge says, "Total Domination is a force
in nature that manifested itself as a beer through Ninkasi. We wanted
people to be aware of its intention, so the name is really a warning
more than anything else." Of the brewery's second-place beer, he
adds, "Believer, on the other hand, was created and named to thank
our supporters, and give them something back in the form of a deliciously
complex and drinkable beer." Cheers!
BEST
HOUSE DRINK
1.
Chili Margarita, Lava Lounge
2. PVK, Café Soriah
3. TIE: Richmond Gimlet, El Vaquero / Lucifer's Lemonade, Diablo's
Downtown Lounge
Another repeat winner here; the chili margarita
simply can't be beat. But what's this? Soriah's luscious PVK, a
no-show last year, is creeping up in the polls, and Diablo's devilishly
named lemonade has cropped up to share third with last year's third
place finisher, the tart and tangy Richmond gimlet. Such a yummy-looking
variety of drinks came in for this category that we might have to
broaden our horizons a little in terms of where we step out for
cocktails …
BEST
WINERY
1.
King Estate Winery
2. Sweet Cheeks Winery
3. Secret House Vineyards
BEST
SELECTION OF BEER ON TAP
1.
The Bier Stein
2. Good Times Café and Bar
3. Highlands Brew Pub
BEST
PLACE TO GET A GLASS OF WINE
1.
The Broadway
2. TIE: Lavelle Wine Bar & Bistro / Midtown Wine Bar & Bottle
Shop
3. King Estate Winery
A loaf of bread, a bottle of wine and … you've
got dinner! If the simple things in life are your pleasure, a stop
downtown at the Broadway is sure to satisfy. With their extensive
deli case, cheese selection, espresso and delicious snacky things,
you won't starve or go uncaffeinated. But the wine … oh, the
wine. Walls of it, and a nice classy bar at which to sit while you
ponder which one you'd like to try. Whether you're tasting on Friday
(a popular destination for many Eugeneans, so be patient!) or stopping
in for an after work aperitif, the people have chosen this centrally
located hot spot as the primo place to sample the bounties of the
world's vintners.
BEST
LIVE MUSIC VENUE
1.
WOW Hall
2. McDonald Theatre
3. The Cuthbert Amphitheater
BEST
PLACE TO MEET A ONE-NIGHT STAND
1.
John Henry's
2. Diablo's Downtown Lounge
3. Taylor's Bar & Grille
BEST
PLACE TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
1.
At home
2. Diablo's Downtown Lounge
3. Via MySpace
Dear girl who wrote "This category is shallow. Sorry!"
on her ballot: Sweetie, you aren't exactly wrong. But we try to
mix things up a bit now and then, sometimes with, um, mixed results.
The winner here is pretty self-explanatory, but we're intrigued
by second-place finisher Diablo's Downtown Lounge, which is also
the second-best place to meet a one-night stand. In which order
do these two things occur? Perhaps we ought to set ourselves up
in the corner with a drink some night and observe. Or maybe we'll
stay home and read bitter bulletins on MySpace. Our category might
be shallow, but those of you doing your dumping online? Have a heart!
BEST
BAR AMUSEMENTS
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| Trike
Races at McShanes |
1.
McShane's Bar and Grill
2. Jackalope Lounge
3.
Highlands Brew Pub
Ah, 'tis a spacious Irish pub that offers an array
of video poker, free pool, live music and good beer on tap —
and you love it. Non-smokers and asthmatics probably didn't vote
for this smoking-still-allowed bar, but the rest of you did. This
three-level funhouse offers its clients a variety of spectacles
including (but not limited to): an antique cigarette machine that
works, 1,897,904 hour-long Phish songs and Trike Tuesdays. Get your
homies to come down and participate in tricycle tournaments for
pride and PBRs. They close down the second level and things get
ca-razy on three wheels. You get the picture.
BEST
BURLESQUE TROUPE/PERFORMER
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| John
Henry's Broadway Revue |
1.
John Henry's Broadway Revue
2. Allure
3.
Black Rose Burlesque
Somewhere in the hazy mist between strip club and
vaudeville act lies the delicious reality of John Henry's Broadway
Revue. No one-trick ponies here (no ponies at all — get your
mind out of the gutter); a Sunday night at John Henry's might include
entertainment in the form of hula hoops, sword play, table dancing
(watch your drink!), straight-up striptease or anything else cooked
up by the women and men of this long-running, revolving burlesque
troupe. In addition to the feathers, garters, bare breasts and strong
drinks, the Broadway Revue also offers the best T-shirt tag line
in town. They're "classy as fuck" and don't you forget it.
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