1. Hurricane Cassandra (aka “Sandy”) will again send advance warning of her return to the East Coast but no one will believe her.
2. Ice skating in hell will create new converts to the seriousness of climate change.
3. PERS retirees will be forced to wear a scarlet P on their chests, and retiring members in the private sector will be arrested for showing inadequate envy.
4. Walmart executives will lobby for a change to the U.S. Constitution – the part calling for “a more perfect union.”