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Free at Last?
Obama takes us one step closer to future hope
by Derrick Bell


Museum Morsels from East and West
An insiders’ guide to the Jordan Schnitzer Museum’s ‘first 75 years’ 
by Suzi Steffen




Around the World in 80 Days opens at the UO’s Robinson Theatre Friday, Jan. 23.

Dance Dance With The Slants


Keeping Cool
Amidst a circle of sophisticated wordsmiths
by Sally Sheklow

Discovering New Musical Worlds
The planet comes to Eugene

Music Shorts
The Slants, Janiva Magness, Land of Talk, Reduced to Ruin, Sera Cahoone



I love the wife I married two years ago, but she absolutely can’t come unless she uses a vibrator on herself. She’s asked me to let her use it during sex or for me to use it on her, but I’ve refused. It’s bad enough knowing I can’t compete with that thing without having to look at it.

Let’s Insert My Prick


More Letters to Obama

We’ve asked our readers to send us their hopes, their dreams, their admonitions for a new president. This is a continuation of last week's coverstory.


Discovering New Musical Worlds
The planet comes to Eugene
By Brett Campbell

RIP, Ricardo
The memorable Montalban
by James S. Wood

Bridge Impact
Wider I-5 span to boost global warming, hurt park
By Alan Pittman

The Insider
Holidays bring out the wide-eyed kid

Celebrating Hard Times

Local craft distillery gives Eugene a buzz