... if I could figure out how to type out the melody of "The Final Countdown," I would. But I can't, so I'll spare you. ANYWAY, you have approximately seven hours left in which to vote for the Best of Eugene. And we want your ballots. Yes, yours â€” and yours, and yours, and that guy over there's.
Remember, kids, if you don't vote, you don't get to complain about the direction our country's heading. Er, I mean, the businesses which take home the magical sparkly winners' certificates.
(Also remember that if you vote 18,746 times in a row, I will very possibly think unfriendly thoughts at you forever, or at least until next year.)
Your Resident Bitchy Ballot Mistress