Please, please, please let a Eugenean remix a local news broadcast.
And here's the original.
I suggest remixing "Panda Cow." You could do a lot with the words "Panda Cow."
Camilla Mortensen is the editor of Eugene Weekly. She has two horses, a cat, an assortment of dogs and lives in a 1975 Airstream trailer. Sometimes all these details collide in unforeseen ways.