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Homeless hitchhiker axes racist Jesus

Kai the homeless hitchhiker saves a woman by whacking with an hatchet a driver who thinks he's Jesus and has just rammed his car into an electric company worker because the PG&E worker is black. 

True story. It happened in Fresno.

 

"He's like you know what, I've come to realize I'm Jesus Christ and I can do anything I want to."

"I grabbed the hatchet and I was like smash, smash, SMASH."

The PG&E worker is going to be ok; he has a broken leg. The driver is in jail, charged with attempted murder. Not sure where the hitchhiker wound up, but if he makes his way to Eugene (chances are good) then I say someone should buy him a drink.