Wifey biked home from work at her usual time, in the heat of a late summer afternoon. The screen door creaked. “Hi Honey, I’m homo!”
“Hullo, mine dahlink,” I finished washing dishes and grabbed a towel.
“How ya doin’ Shweetie Pie?” Keys jingled into their basket, her daypack plopped into a chair.
She sure looked cute all sweaty and flushed, hair bent into yet another creative rendition of helmet head.