Tired of male congressmen and senators — not to mention state legislators — trying to control your uterus? Worried there might be a transvaginal wand coming your way?

Tell them to get a uterus of their own.

Better yet, make them one. Government Free VJJ will show you how to give lawmakers a uterus or vagina of their very own to play with, legislate, whichever. “Dear Men in Congress: If we knit you a uterus, will you stay out of ours?”

The site offers links to patterns for knitting or crotcheting as well as mailing instructions. Personally, I am fond of the “snatchel.”

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