Nevertheless, the Eugene City Council Persisted
Recent secret tweets from @realUGNcitycouncil
The Satire Issue: Looking for humor in all the wrong places. April 1, 2017.
Year: 2017
Fancy Buildings Falling Apart
Former Ducks fear for future of sports at UO
Several former Duck football players returned to Eugene for the Oregon’s annual Pro Day on Thursday, only to find their once state-of-the-art facilities in shambles. … Continue reading
The Satire Issue
Remember, it’s April Fools Day?
Every single day that’s arrived since Jan. 20, we wake up, blink, rub our eyes and remember: It’s all still true. These are the times … Continue reading
Stop the Press!
A public records request is finally answered by the University of Oregon
The Satire Issue: Looking for humor in all the wrong places. April 1, 2017.
UO Researchers Say Eugene Music Venues May be Unstuck in Time
Physicists at the University of Oregon have discovered a small rip in the space-time continuum that may have resulted in a wormhole opening just above … Continue reading
Confessions of a Millennial Hoarder
Parents should commit to providing trophies to their kids
I have exactly 1,476 trophies, and I adore every single one of them. I have participation awards from every sports team I’ve been on since … Continue reading
Letters to the Editor 2017-04-01
I LOVE CATS EW HATES CATS I just read the dog-centric headline of your news story this week and saw the photo, and I’m so … Continue reading
Top 5 Places in Eugene to Cry in Public, Ranked
Make sure to bring tissues
Did it all start on November 8? Or was it January 20? Whenever it happened, there have been gallons of tears flowing around town the … Continue reading
Who gets the baton?
We handicap the race among three musicians who want to lead the Eugene Symphony
It’s all over now except for the hiring. Eugene Symphony’s yearlong music director search has all but ended, once more attracting national attention as the … Continue reading
We’ll Always Have Paris
VLT’s Dear World is a slight but enjoyable musical about a gang of misfits saving the world from corporate greed
VLT’s Dear World is a slight but enjoyable musical about a gang of misfits saving the world from corporate greed By Rick Levin Technically speaking, … Continue reading