Seasonal Creep
Pumpkin spice? Food review, bitches
Seasonal creep is the irritating guilty pleasure we hate to love. In nature, it’s what happens when the usual timing of the seasons gets shoved … Continue reading
The Salty Chef
Author: The Salty Chef
Pumpkin Cookies with Brown Butter Icing
Recipes from the kitchen of The Salty Chef
Cookie Dough 2/3 cup granulated sugar 2/3 cup brown sugar 3/4 cup butter 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup pumpkin purée — not pumpkin pie filling, … Continue reading
Seize the Superhero
Food Review, Bitches: Seize the Cafe’s sublime simplicity
I love an underdog. And don’t mistake “underdog” for powerless. Underdogs have dormant superpowers, just waiting for us regular folk to notice and unleash them. … Continue reading
Car Sales and Cocktails
Food review, bitches: The Paddock
After spending a week trying to sell my car online to people who channel exclusively through Wayne Brady’s Let’s Make a Deal, I decided I … Continue reading
Pie Ye, Pie Ye
Food review, bitches
By The Salty Chef, honest fucking reviews If desserts were people, pie would be the one who says, “I’m low maintenance,” then hijacks your entire … Continue reading
Apple Pie for the Budding Samurai
Take this recipe, Grasshopper. Your training begins now.
Here’s an apple pie “recipe” that meets the mark, and yes, this is all you get. Fair warning: The ingredients are your swimming pool, but … Continue reading