Things to Be Sad About

I love Augurie. But very shortly, that sentence will become past tense: after less than a year in business, owner Dagua Webb Nelson is closing up shop — and soon. The space will be taken over by neighboring salon Rapunzel, which is cool enough, but it’s not a store full of cute cards and dresses I dream of being able to wear. Still, I understand. Continue reading 

Making Beautiful Mock

So I’ve come to the conclusion that this year (and I bet I said this to myself last time, too), I will listen to what the presidential candidates say, I will listen to what (non-insane) commentators say about them, but I will not, under any circumstances, listen to what they say about each other. I’m just not interested in that aspect. And I don’t care who’s the prettiest or the emo-est or the toughest or the sensitivest or the … OK, stopping now, because it’s irrelevant to this post and I can’t hang my entire unfair distrust of one particular candidate on one very Bushlike quote. Continue reading 

Kickering Ourselves

The mainstream media is jumping up and down with headlines about the kicker Christmas present from the state. But Oregonians might be kicking themselves rather than kicking their heels in joy if they knew the true cost of the checks. A recent report from the Oregon Center for Public Policy found: Continue reading 

Downtown Park Visions

Now that the big development scheme for downtown Eugene has failed, park advocates are talking options. New parks in Chico, California and Vancouver, Washington have reinvigorated those cities’ downtowns. Both large parks cost less than a third of the price of just one new downtown parking garage in Eugene. Here’s Chico: Here’s Vancouver, Washington: Continue reading 

How would Gaia wipe?

Looking for that triple bottom line? The Grist website did some muckraking to get the real poop on green toilet paper: “The bottom line: You can protect your bum without being a bummer for the earth. For maximum absorbency and (guilt-free) comfort, we suggest Seventh Generation double rolls.” Ah, but should we trust a bathroom tissue reviewer named “Grist?” For the full review and even more scatological puns click here . Continue reading