Nevertheless, the Eugene City Council Persisted
Recent secret tweets from @realUGNcitycouncil
The Satire Issue: Looking for humor in all the wrong places. April 1, 2017.
Culture: Page 183
Fancy Buildings Falling Apart
Former Ducks fear for future of sports at UO
Several former Duck football players returned to Eugene for the Oregon’s annual Pro Day on Thursday, only to find their once state-of-the-art facilities in shambles. … Continue reading
The Satire Issue
Remember, it’s April Fools Day?
Every single day that’s arrived since Jan. 20, we wake up, blink, rub our eyes and remember: It’s all still true. These are the times … Continue reading
Stop the Press!
A public records request is finally answered by the University of Oregon
The Satire Issue: Looking for humor in all the wrong places. April 1, 2017.
UO Researchers Say Eugene Music Venues May be Unstuck in Time
Physicists at the University of Oregon have discovered a small rip in the space-time continuum that may have resulted in a wormhole opening just above … Continue reading
Confessions of a Millennial Hoarder
Parents should commit to providing trophies to their kids
I have exactly 1,476 trophies, and I adore every single one of them. I have participation awards from every sports team I’ve been on since … Continue reading
Top 5 Places in Eugene to Cry in Public, Ranked
Make sure to bring tissues
Did it all start on November 8? Or was it January 20? Whenever it happened, there have been gallons of tears flowing around town the … Continue reading
Washington Wine Month
Head north young (or old) wine drinker, head north
March is Wine Month in Washington (that state north of ours). Unless you have a passion for wine, that fact is not very important. If … Continue reading
Our Annual Planting Guide
Prepare your gardens!
Planning is one of the most important elements of gardening. It is also one of the easiest steps to overlook, especially for the beginner. Knowing … Continue reading
It’s About Time
Spring is slow this year
For the past six months or so, some animal has been digging holes next to the path along the ponds on the east side of … Continue reading