The Satire Issue
Remember, it’s April Fools Day?
Every single day that’s arrived since Jan. 20, we wake up, blink, rub our eyes and remember: It’s all still true. These are the times … Continue reading
Culture: Page 183
Stop the Press!
A public records request is finally answered by the University of Oregon
The Satire Issue: Looking for humor in all the wrong places. April 1, 2017.
UO Researchers Say Eugene Music Venues May be Unstuck in Time
Physicists at the University of Oregon have discovered a small rip in the space-time continuum that may have resulted in a wormhole opening just above … Continue reading
Confessions of a Millennial Hoarder
Parents should commit to providing trophies to their kids
I have exactly 1,476 trophies, and I adore every single one of them. I have participation awards from every sports team I’ve been on since … Continue reading
Top 5 Places in Eugene to Cry in Public, Ranked
Make sure to bring tissues
Did it all start on November 8? Or was it January 20? Whenever it happened, there have been gallons of tears flowing around town the … Continue reading
Washington Wine Month
Head north young (or old) wine drinker, head north
March is Wine Month in Washington (that state north of ours). Unless you have a passion for wine, that fact is not very important. If … Continue reading
Our Annual Planting Guide
Prepare your gardens!
Planning is one of the most important elements of gardening. It is also one of the easiest steps to overlook, especially for the beginner. Knowing … Continue reading
It’s About Time
Spring is slow this year
For the past six months or so, some animal has been digging holes next to the path along the ponds on the east side of … Continue reading
Where do you go to have a drink?
Local trendsetters share where they go and what they order when they’re in the mood for a drink
Brian McWhorter Conductor of Eugene’s OrchestraNext and a professor of trumpet at the University of Oregon School of Music and Dance Close call between Rye … Continue reading
Best Bartender in Lane County?
Crystal Gerig serves up whiskey and PBR at the Horsehead
Crystal Gerig has three rules for successful bartending: Fake it until you make it. Being able to multitask is huge. And be aware of everyone. … Continue reading