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Satire: Page 4

When the tragic realities of the COVID-19 pandemic became clear, the powers that be at the University of Oregon’s Phil and Penny Knight Campus for … Continue reading →

Eugene Without a City Hall is Declared ‘Homeless’ by Federal Government

City leaders say new TAC report is the golden ticket for getting Eugene housed

Satire 4 years ago

After six years couch surfing in different local government buildings, Eugene lost its squatters rights and is now officially homeless. The declaration came in a … Continue reading →

Senate Bill Cancels Eugene Weekly

Sen. Ron Wyden loses bet in one-on-one basketball game, forced to ‘cancel’ EW

Satire 4 years ago

Deep in the bowels of the recently passed American Rescue Plan is a provision that has officially canceled Eugene Weekly. In a phone call with … Continue reading →

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