Looking for that triple bottom line?

The Grist website did some muckraking to get the real poop on green toilet paper:

“The bottom line: You can protect your bum without being a bummer for the earth. For maximum absorbency and (guilt-free) comfort, we suggest Seventh Generation double rolls.”

Ah, but should we trust a bathroom tissue reviewer named “Grist?”

For the full review and even more scatological puns click here .