UO Cancelled Naked Frisbee Players’ Season, But Nike Just Did it Nude

The UO just cancelled the championship hopes of its ultimate frisbee team over nudity at an OSU match.

But the UO hasn’t taken any action to cancel Nike’s huge presence on campus due to this act of naked corporate commercialism:

Maybe if frisbee boosters could donate a few hundred million dollars, the UO wouldn’t be so prudish.

Or maybe the frisbee solution is official uniforms with swoosh-shaped gourds:

Clever Nike designers could probably come up with something less scratchy and more swooshy, call it the Schwing 6.0.