Ban all dogs, ban their balls
Better yet, give them cameras
They’ll catalogue and categorize those
That haven’t bathed
Those that need more
Than a panel
A council of microphones amplifying
Small voices
Wealthy voices
Ban defecation. Ban the bladder
Better yet, propose an ordinance
Demanding those with incontinence
File form 63b.231A
To be placed
On a waiting list
For a care package
With toothbrushes
And scripture
And a fucking Snickers
Ban blankets. Ban rapid eye movement
Better yet, build a courtroom
Build ten
Twenty
Build a cell, build plenty
“We need more beds”
Ban yourself. Ban the hungry
Better yet, give them our money
Place life above business
I’m disgusted
Ashamed
Embarrassed.
Samuel Mitchell
Eugene
A Note From the Publisher

Dear Readers,
The last two years have been some of the hardest in Eugene Weekly’s 43 years. There were moments when keeping the paper alive felt uncertain. And yet, here we are — still publishing, still investigating, still showing up every week.
That’s because of you!
Not just because of financial support (though that matters enormously), but because of the emails, notes, conversations, encouragement and ideas you shared along the way. You reminded us why this paper exists and who it’s for.
Listening to readers has always been at the heart of Eugene Weekly. This year, that meant launching our popular weekly Activist Alert column, after many of you told us there was no single, reliable place to find information about rallies, meetings and ways to get involved. You asked. We responded.
We’ve also continued to deepen the coverage that sets Eugene Weekly apart, including our in-depth reporting on local real estate development through Bricks & Mortar — digging into what’s being built, who’s behind it and how those decisions shape our community.
And, of course, we’ve continued to bring you the stories and features many of you depend on: investigations and local government reporting, arts and culture coverage, sudoku and crossword puzzles, Savage Love, and our extensive community events calendar. We feature award-winning stories by University of Oregon student reporters getting real world journalism experience. All free. In print and online.
None of this happens by accident. It happens because readers step up and say: this matters.
As we head into a new year, please consider supporting Eugene Weekly if you’re able. Every dollar helps keep us digging, questioning, celebrating — and yes, occasionally annoying exactly the right people. We consider that a public service.
Thank you for standing with us!

Publisher
Eugene Weekly
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