“Lamina”
A short story by Eliza Master
Now Johnny’s gone. Tyana texts from the window sill. Her legs dangle outside. She won’t tell Max where Johnny went. An updraft blows her skirt … Continue reading
Halloween
It’s the Great Halloween Post, Charlie Brown!
Find your plans for the long Halloween
I’ve always felt that the day after Halloween should be a national holiday. Not because of Día de los Muertos or All Saints Day but … Continue reading
Funny Terrorism
Clowning around in the Post-Fun Age
Police in August responded to calls from a South Carolina school saying that scary clowns tried luring some kids into the nearby woods. Around the … Continue reading
Get The Fuck Outta Here
Escape rooms are a choose-your-own-adventure book come to life
On a misty October afternoon, six of us — adults ages 27 to 45 — stand in a strip mall parking lot, high-fiving, wiping sweat … Continue reading
2016 Jack-O-Lantern Contest Winners
Artist Joey Edwards takes pumpkin carving to a level we didn’t previously know existed. He handily won last year’s contest with his Donald Trump-as-Zombie jack-o-lantern, … Continue reading