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Satire

Letters to the Editor – 04/01

LettersSatire 2 years ago

VACCINE PLAGUE  Gaia sent the plague of COVID-19 to cleanse the Earth of too much technology. Those of you who submit to Big Pharma and … Continue reading →

Smell-O-Vision to Save UO Sports

Without its fans and their money, the megalithic UO sports machine is a bust in COVID-19

Satire 2 years ago

When the tragic realities of the COVID-19 pandemic became clear, the powers that be at the University of Oregon’s Phil and Penny Knight Campus for … Continue reading →

Eugene Without a City Hall is Declared ‘Homeless’ by Federal Government

City leaders say new TAC report is the golden ticket for getting Eugene housed

Satire 2 years ago

After six years couch surfing in different local government buildings, Eugene lost its squatters rights and is now officially homeless. The declaration came in a … Continue reading →

Guns, God and ?

It's not The Onion

BlogCulture 4 years ago

Sometimes satire hits a little too close to home. While covering the God, Guns and Trump (now God, Guns and Liberty) rally, Eugene Weekly was … Continue reading →

Hail The Fatherland

Letters 4 years ago

The time is rapidly coming, friends, when we shall have to decide whether we are for or against the real America — whether we shall have … Continue reading →

Closer to the Heart

A heartfelt answer to homelessness, plus a shocking revelation at a City Council meeting

News 4 years ago

After years of hearing from residents who are tired of municipal inaction on ending Eugene’s homelessness problem, the City Council declared an end to the … Continue reading →

New Building, Old Idea

A center for women’s sports will be built over the Pioneer Cemetery

News 4 years ago

The University of Oregon has developed a novel concept to facilitate its expansion, making use of what the school calls “wasted space.” The university will … Continue reading →

Fyre 2.0 Coming to Eugene

City Council grants eternal tax break to underwrite rock festival

Music 4 years ago

In its latest attempt to bolster downtown business, the City Council voted unanimously last week to host the controversial Fyre Festival 2.0 this summer on … Continue reading →

Eugene Swoosh’s New Letters Section

Letters 4 years ago

Disappointed Again What can I say? Eugene Weekly, your staff disappoints me — and the music community — through your neglect to cover the reanimated … Continue reading →

Saved by the Swoosh

Eugene’s only independent weekly paper bailed out by Nike’s Phil Knight

News 4 years ago

Last year, when the former Eugene Weekly sold to a conservative media conglomerate and rebranded itself the Eugene Guillotine, liberals in this progressive college town … Continue reading →

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