Eugene Weekly : Savage Love : 3.10.11

Long story short: I cheated on my boyfriend three years ago. I admitted it nine months ago, and weÍve been in couples counseling for six months. My BF is very responsive in therapy, where weÍre working on his control issues, and he says everything the therapist expects him to during a session. Twenty-four hours later, though, heÍll say, ñI was listening to Dan SavageÍs podcast ƒ î then take back everything he said to our therapist. He then ignores our therapistÍs advice because of some advice you gave to a differently situated couple!

Could you please tell your readers and listeners who are in counseling to ignore you and listen to their therapists?

Your No-Good Counsel

I wonÍt go that far, YNGC „ I will not be ignored „ but I will go this far: It sounds like your boyfriend is still angry about the affair and isnÍt being fully honest during those therapy sessions. HeÍs saying what he thinks the therapist wants to hear instead of owning his anger „ pardon my psychobabble „ and justifies his postsession backsliding/truth-telling by pointing to some fool thing I might have said on the podcast.

You can tell him that I said itÍs fine if heÍs still angry, and thatÍs something he might want to talk with your therapist about, but I would appreciate being left out of it. And you can tell him I also said this: If he wants to stay with you, then he needs to forgive you and work on rebuilding trust. If he canÍt forgive you, he needs to leave you. But to jerk you around like this „ even if youÍre the one who transgressed „ is a dick move. And itÍs not the kind of dick move that I want to be associated with so, again, he should leave me out of it.

All of that said, YNGC, IÍm thinking your boyfriend isnÍt being honest with your therapist „ about his anger, about your relationship, about anything „ because he maybekindasorta perceives these sessions to be a joint effort to shift the blame for your affair onto his shoulders. (A joint effort on the part of you and your therapist.) You say youÍre ñworking on his control issuesî during these sessions. ThatÍs nice. If your boyfriend has control issues, YNGC, then by all means work on Íem. If youÍre not working on your own issues „ if your therapist doesnÍt think you have any issues „ then I donÍt blame your boyfriend for not taking your therapist or these sessions seriously.

IÍm a 24-year-old female and IÍve just started seeing a great guy. The chemistry was insane „ heÍs a great kisser, he loves going down „ and this had me thinking that the sex would also be great.

WeÍve now slept together a few times and ƒæ it could be better. HeÍs got all the moves „ not to mention being really well endowed „ but he just lies there like a dead fish. Very little thrusting and he doesnÍt use his hands. IÍve asked him to do it doggie style (some improvement) and IÍve said stuff like ñFaster! Harder!î (also with some improvement). But any momentum he gets is fleeting. ItÍs like heÍs thinking too much about the act instead of losing himself in it.

I really like him and enjoy his company. But sexual compatibility is really important, too! How can I address the ñdead fishî issue? Is this going to be a deal breaker?

Everything But The Sex

He appears to be concentrating (ñthinking too much about the actî), he keeps thrusting to a minimum, he isnÍt using his hands in ways that might heighten your arousal or his own ƒæ hmm ƒæ

You might want to ask this great guy „ who does great with at least one sex act (oral), but not great with at least one other (vaginal intercourse), but has already demonstrated the ability to improve (if only fleetingly) „ if he used to have a problem with premature ejaculation.

Based on your description of what heÍs doing/not doing, EBTS, it sounds like your boyfriend is following the standard-issue advice given to premature ejaculators. To train themselves to last longer, preemies are advised to concentrate, to pay close attention to their arousal levels (so they donÍt get to the ñmoment of no returnî too quickly), to thrust slowly and carefully, and to not overload themselves with too much additional stimuli (groping your breasts with his hands, say, while heÍs inside you). Your boyfriend may not be really ñlosing himselfî in sex because he fears it will result in him coming too soon. This would also explain why heÍs a different man „ and a better lay „ when heÍs going down on you.

If IÍm right, and PE is the issue, you can work on upping the intensity levels. ItÍll take time, EBTS, but it sounds like this guy is worth the investment.

IÍm a 27-year-old gay man in a three-year relationship. My boyfriend has always been the mature one, I the immature one. Yesterday, I discovered he has a special e-mail account to look for sex with strangers. I saw chats and other evidence of cheating. We are not having safe sex since quite a long time. We are planning to start living together soon. He has always told me that he is incapable of cheating and many times said that if one of us would fail and cheat, it would be me.

I havenÍt talked to him. I cannot sleep.

Help My Disappointed Heart

Your boyfriend is a manipulative POS. He wanted the freedom to fuck other guys but didnÍt want his boyfriend to enjoy the same freedom. So he made you feel like you were the problem „ he convinced you that you were the immature one and that you were the one most likely to cheat, he maliciously undermined your self-esteem „ so that you would be too busy worrying about and scrutinizing your own shortcomings to notice his. DTMFA.

BEFORE WE GO: So ƒæ IÍve got some space to kill, and not sure what to do with it.

Do I come to the defense of J. Michael Bailey, the Northwestern University prof being attacked for inviting his adult students to stay after his popular human sexuality class to watch two adults engage in a wholly relevant display of human sexuality? Do I beat the hell out of MarylandÍs backstabbing, born-again bigot Sam ñPolitical Suicideî Arora? (DonÍt have the room to unpack his transgression, dear readers, so youÍll just have to trust me on this: Send a furious e-mail expressing nonspecific disgust to

Do I ask my readers to go to and make a donation? Or go off on the latest anti-gay religious bigot to be exposed as a hypocritical sexperv? (Again, no room to unpack here „ youÍll just have to Google ñReverend Grant Storms,î ñarrested for masturbating in a public park,î and ñchildren were presentî for all the details.)

Or do I use this space to promote the upcoming release of the It Gets Better book „ It Gets Better: Coming Out, Overcoming Bullying, and Creating a Life Worth Living, edited by Dan Savage and Terry Miller „ which comes out March 22 and can be preordered now at or

Oh shit. Out of space.


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