Letters to the Editor – 04/01
VACCINE PLAGUE Gaia sent the plague of COVID-19 to cleanse the Earth of too much technology. Those of you who submit to Big Pharma and … Continue reading
Satire: Page 3
Smell-O-Vision to Save UO Sports
Without its fans and their money, the megalithic UO sports machine is a bust in COVID-19
When the tragic realities of the COVID-19 pandemic became clear, the powers that be at the University of Oregon’s Phil and Penny Knight Campus for … Continue reading
Eugene Without a City Hall is Declared ‘Homeless’ by Federal Government
City leaders say new TAC report is the golden ticket for getting Eugene housed
After six years couch surfing in different local government buildings, Eugene lost its squatters rights and is now officially homeless. The declaration came in a … Continue reading
Senate Bill Cancels Eugene Weekly
Sen. Ron Wyden loses bet in one-on-one basketball game, forced to ‘cancel’ EW
Deep in the bowels of the recently passed American Rescue Plan is a provision that has officially canceled Eugene Weekly. In a phone call with … Continue reading