Gunning for Sexism
David Loveall arms himself against the feminist agenda
Recent allegations of sexism and misogyny on the part of the male members of the Lane County Board of Commissioners has several of the more … Continue reading
Satire: Page 3
If It Smells Like a Duck
UO/Eugene land swap will help football and provide natural gas
Dizzy with the success of the recent land swap with the city of Eugene that gave even more facilities space to the football team, the … Continue reading
Classical Gaslighting
NW Natural celebrates a victory for the environment
Following the unexpected success of a grassroots referendum campaign funded by NW Natural, all new business and residential construction in Eugene will be required to … Continue reading
The Racket Wars
Tennis activists and allies protest pickleball’s growing popularity
“Pickleball is like communism,” a sweatband-wearing tennis player says. “Everyone can play it and it’s taking over our courts in the blink of an eye. … Continue reading
PERS Death Squads
Balancing Oregon’s state budget with a pandemic and extreme prejudice
In a desperate effort to get Oregon’s Public Employees Retirement System financial crisis under control, state officials have turned to murder, Eugene Weekly found in … Continue reading
Just Blaze It
The silver tower outside of Hayward will bring together Eugene’s favorite pastimes: track and field — and weed
The Olympic torch lighting signifies the start of the games, but when track and field events are underway for the World Athletics Championships this summer … Continue reading
Brick by Brick
Eugene and Springfield unveil new city districts to attract young people looking for housing
Eugene has the Whit, full of funky businesses and beer, and the city has the Market District, home to Fifth Street Public Market. But Eugene … Continue reading
No City Hall Saves Eugene
Congress’ investigation into the Jan. 6 insurrection revealed a plot to invade Eugene’s City Hall to overturn local votes for Biden.
On Jan. 6, 2021, many Americans were glued to their screens, watching thousands of people attempt an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol as Congress certified … Continue reading
Talking the Walk
A new city-county committee will have weekly chats about community support for local businesses, supervised by another committee, which will also be supervised
The city of Eugene and Lane County have launched a committee dedicated to talking about supporting small businesses during the COVID-19 pandemic. A separate oversight … Continue reading
Letters to the Editor – 04/01
VACCINE PLAGUE Gaia sent the plague of COVID-19 to cleanse the Earth of too much technology. Those of you who submit to Big Pharma and … Continue reading