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Just Blaze It

The silver tower outside of Hayward will bring together Eugene’s favorite pastimes: track and field — and weed

Satire 2 years ago

The Olympic torch lighting signifies the start of the games, but when track and field events are underway for the World Athletics Championships this summer … Continue reading →

Brick by Brick

Eugene and Springfield unveil new city districts to attract young people looking for housing

Satire 2 years ago

Eugene has the Whit, full of funky businesses and beer, and the city has the Market District, home to Fifth Street Public Market. But Eugene … Continue reading →

No City Hall Saves Eugene

Congress’ investigation into the Jan. 6 insurrection revealed a plot to invade Eugene’s City Hall to overturn local votes for Biden.

Satire 2 years ago

On Jan. 6, 2021, many Americans were glued to their screens, watching thousands of people attempt an insurrection at the U.S. Capitol as Congress certified … Continue reading →

Talking the Walk

 A new city-county committee will have weekly chats about community support for local businesses, supervised by another committee, which will also be supervised 

Satire 3 years ago

The city of Eugene and Lane County have launched a committee dedicated to talking about supporting small businesses during the COVID-19 pandemic. A separate oversight … Continue reading →

Letters to the Editor – 04/01

LettersSatire 3 years ago

VACCINE PLAGUE  Gaia sent the plague of COVID-19 to cleanse the Earth of too much technology. Those of you who submit to Big Pharma and … Continue reading →

Smell-O-Vision to Save UO Sports

Without its fans and their money, the megalithic UO sports machine is a bust in COVID-19

Satire 3 years ago

When the tragic realities of the COVID-19 pandemic became clear, the powers that be at the University of Oregon’s Phil and Penny Knight Campus for … Continue reading →

Eugene Without a City Hall is Declared ‘Homeless’ by Federal Government

City leaders say new TAC report is the golden ticket for getting Eugene housed

Satire 3 years ago

After six years couch surfing in different local government buildings, Eugene lost its squatters rights and is now officially homeless. The declaration came in a … Continue reading →

Senate Bill Cancels Eugene Weekly 

Sen. Ron Wyden loses bet in one-on-one basketball game, forced to ‘cancel’ EW

Satire 3 years ago

Deep in the bowels of the recently passed American Rescue Plan is a provision that has officially canceled Eugene Weekly. In a phone call with … Continue reading →

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