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5th Street Castle

Eugene City Council crowns Brian Obie, king of the 5th

Satire 2 years ago

Phil Knight might have built a moat around the Jaqua Center and planted a forest around Autzen Stadium, but it’s former Eugene Mayor Brian Obie … Continue reading →

A School Board Odyssey  

Tired of a dysfunctional 4J school board, students program a chatbot to take over 

Satire 2 years ago

As the squabbling Eugene School District 4J Board of Directors continues to make local and state headlines, K-12 students have ousted its members and installed … Continue reading →

City Hauled

The ongoing question of Eugene’s City Hall is resolved

Satire 2 years ago

Eugene’s City Hall is once again in question. Citizens and city councilors alike thought the issue was settled once the agreement was made to purchase … Continue reading →

You Spin Me Right Round

Area environmentalist lost on roundabout

Satire 2 years ago

Following yearslong campaigning for the cities of Springfield and Eugene to add more roundabouts to major thoroughfares, a local environmentalist has now become a major … Continue reading →

Eugene Weekly Debuts a ‘Mini-News’ Format

In recognition of the click-bait and social media era, stories will be much, much shorter

Satire 2 years ago

Eugene Weekly has taken a hard look at the limited attention span of its readers. And we have finally come to terms with the fact … Continue reading →

Gunning for Sexism

David Loveall arms himself against the feminist agenda

Satire 2 years ago

Recent allegations of sexism and misogyny on the part of the male members of the Lane County Board of Commissioners has several of the more … Continue reading →

If It Smells Like a Duck

UO/Eugene land swap will help football and provide natural gas

Satire 2 years ago

Dizzy with the success of the recent land swap with the city of Eugene that gave even more facilities space to the football team, the … Continue reading →

Classical Gaslighting

NW Natural celebrates a victory for the environment

Satire 2 years ago

Following the unexpected success of a grassroots referendum campaign funded by NW Natural, all new business and residential construction in Eugene will be required to … Continue reading →

The Racket Wars

Tennis activists and allies protest pickleball’s growing popularity

Satire 2 years ago

“Pickleball is like communism,” a sweatband-wearing tennis player says. “Everyone can play it and it’s taking over our courts in the blink of an eye. … Continue reading →

A New Paper in Town

Longtime local stalwart Eugene Weekly has been sold  

Culture 7 years ago

Sending shockwaves throughout the notoriously liberal stronghold of Eugene, it was announced Monday that the city’s longstanding weekly newspaper has been sold to a media … Continue reading →

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