Every year in April, Eugene Weekly staff takes a look at spring, the May primary election and what’s going on in the world. Sometimes we take it seriously. Sometimes we have to laugh. Happy annual Satire Issue!
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Every year in April, Eugene Weekly staff takes a look at spring, the May primary election and what’s going on in the world. Sometimes we take it seriously. Sometimes we have to laugh. Happy annual Satire Issue!