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Satire: Page 2

Oregon Criminalizes Everything

Gov. Tina Kotek signs a bill into law that criminalizes everything in Oregon; freed up funds may be given to law enforcement.

Satire 1 year ago

After House Bill 4002, a bill that recriminalized the possession of small amounts of illicit substances, passed in the Senate on March 1, Oregon lawmakers … Continue reading →

From Frog to Woke Eugene in Letters 

Satire 1 year ago

FROG FOR MAYOR I recently attended the City Club of Eugene meeting featuring the current mayoral candidates. They were interesting, but none of them has … Continue reading →

Eugene Hops on the e-Train

A revolutionary revision to the city’s transportation plan will put us on the map, officials say

Satire 1 year ago

Despite fierce criticism from downtown drivers whose commutes have been disrupted by the city’s downtown bike-lane project, city planners have expanded the municipal transportation program … Continue reading →

Trumpstone

Donald Trump moves to Eugene, where he bought the Crapstone complex and plans to take over the University of Oregon Athletic Department

Satire 1 year ago

Faced with hundreds of millions of dollars in civil penalties and the collapse of his real estate empire, former president Donald Trump is moving his … Continue reading →

It’s April

The sun starts to shine and the first of the month always hits hard

Satire 1 year ago

Every year in April, Eugene Weekly staff takes a look at spring, the May primary election and what’s going on in the world. Sometimes we … Continue reading →

5th Street Castle

Eugene City Council crowns Brian Obie, king of the 5th

Satire 2 years ago

Phil Knight might have built a moat around the Jaqua Center and planted a forest around Autzen Stadium, but it’s former Eugene Mayor Brian Obie … Continue reading →

A School Board Odyssey  

Tired of a dysfunctional 4J school board, students program a chatbot to take over 

Satire 2 years ago

As the squabbling Eugene School District 4J Board of Directors continues to make local and state headlines, K-12 students have ousted its members and installed … Continue reading →

City Hauled

The ongoing question of Eugene’s City Hall is resolved

Satire 2 years ago

Eugene’s City Hall is once again in question. Citizens and city councilors alike thought the issue was settled once the agreement was made to purchase … Continue reading →

You Spin Me Right Round

Area environmentalist lost on roundabout

Satire 2 years ago

Following yearslong campaigning for the cities of Springfield and Eugene to add more roundabouts to major thoroughfares, a local environmentalist has now become a major … Continue reading →

Eugene Weekly Debuts a ‘Mini-News’ Format

In recognition of the click-bait and social media era, stories will be much, much shorter

Satire 2 years ago

Eugene Weekly has taken a hard look at the limited attention span of its readers. And we have finally come to terms with the fact … Continue reading →

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